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Instructions on Norwegian car antennas: "This side up". - Do you know what a Norwegian car pool is? - No! - Ten Norwegians that is carrying a Volvo car to the work. A Norwegian is stopped by a police officer, who want to check the head lights and the indicators. The Norwegian is turning on the full beam and the officer is shouting: - Working. The low beam is turned on and the police is shouting again: - Working. The indicator is turned on and the officer is scratching his head and is shouting: - Working, not working, working, not working ....  A big Norwegian newspaper was arranging a knowledge contest. The amount of the prize was not less than 10,000 Norwegian Crowns. In the newspaper it also said: "To You that don't want to contest, the right answers are in the last page." - Do you know why it takes 10 Norwegians to milk a cow? - No! - One Norwegian is holding the dugs while the other nine are lifting the cow up and down. A Norwegian pilot was announcing the following message to his passengers: - The first wing of the airplane is going to come off. The wing is probably coming off, but there is no danger since we're obliged to have at least one wing. The second wing is 100 % proof.  A Norwegian was asked why he didn't dare to fly with SAS. He said: - Not after I read that SAS has lost 25 % of the passengers. Funny Stories, Page 4 Menu |