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Two pensioners were sitting philosophizing. - Among 90-year-old persons there are probably 20 percent more women than men. - It is possible. But what does that matter when you are 90 years old? The mountain blaster Mr. Johansson had received the confidence of the parish tolight the candles in the church at different occasions. At an early-service on Christmas Day he was a bit diverted. When he approched the first candle with a burning sliver, he shouted loudly out: - This place is lit! The wife is finding a lot of empty bottles in the closet. - Can you explain why all these bottles are in the closet? - No, the man is answering. I've never bought an empty bottle. - These birds are a sparrow and a chaffinch. Can you tell me what bird is the chaffinch? - It must be him that is beside the sparrow. The teacher: - When was Rome built? The pupil: - Rome was built in the night. The teacher: - How can you answer something so stupid? The pupil: - Well, I've heard by myself the teacher telling us that Rome was not built in a day. Göran's mother, who is in the maternity hospital, has right now born a daughter. A nurse is calling home to tell the happy news. Göran is answering. - Your mother has born a girl, she is saying. - Ups, Göran is shouting, but she is not at home.
- Have you now quit? - Quit and quit. It closed down. In the ladies's locker room at the tennis court there was a note on the notice board and it says: - Today the ladies's shorts must not be any shorter because too short shorts will not be allowed anymore. Funny Stories, Page 3 Menu |
